I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Smithers
Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly.
-- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1

Here is a letter, read it at your leisure.
-- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" 5,1

[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to I/O system services.]
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point
of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the top.").
-- Getting Real cats to take medication can be a problem
(Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)
Everything ends badly. Otherwise it wouldn't end.