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[Blabbering...]

'
- hey, whats that cable's name you attach to cisco console...
that... that... F**king Blue Cable... what do you call it..
- Ohhhh, thats called Rollover Cable....
- Oh ok. Then, let us call it FBC (F**king Blue Cable).'

-- Jason, after a horrible experience with the FBC.

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